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To the girl who was driving next to me on the freeway earlier this week:

Um, hi. Just in case you didn’t know, your skunk hair style, too long false fingernails and cheetah print car seat covers make it really hard to take you seriously. I sincerely hope plan on making the change to big girl panties soon. Real is in. - Sincerely, the irritated driver next to you.

*sigh*